Lonely Hearts X 3

I didn't want anyone thinking that even though we may have already died a death on my first pretend date that I would have forgotten the rest of us lonely hearts.. Today is Thursday which means Two things.. A the properties pages are out and if anyone wants a house the only way is Redferns.. (a little bit of free advertising never hurts) and also its LONLEY HEARTS day.. Brilliant

So to today’s favourite lonely heart ...

"Male, 48, Seeks discreet female for daytime fun. Torbay/Newton Abbot"

Short and sweet... the only things I find a little peculiar with today’s advert is two things.. 1.. Seeks discreet female.. I often think this means the man is either A married and doesn’t want the old ball and chain to find out or B he's told everyone he knows he's gay but really isn’t.. its surprising how many times both are true.. the 2nd thing that’s odd is the "Daytime fun." which doesn’t really fit with number 1s theory... why would you want a discreet person but only in the daytime.. surely you would want discreet fun in the night time.. I never realised how deep some of these ads really are.. Also its much easier to get caught out in the daytime because well.. Its daytime..

Anyway make what you will with this little lonely heart.. although its not that surprising he’s lonely if he only wants someone for the day time.. !! he’s missing out on a whole 12 hours of fun time..