Lonely Hearts

What do we think it means in a lonely hearts advert when someone advertises that they would like “no strings fun"... Married, Weird, Slight kidnapping tendencies ... Surely if your in the lonely hearts column you are looking for strings.. Maybe there should be a One night stand column .. Imagine how many people would advertise.. Then again there is the "Personal" adverts where the lovely Kula works just off the M5 and can do day and night calls with her traversing masseuse services..